Pitqueegdibflisjadtifhak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty guinea pig.

Pitqueegdibflisjadtifhak created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pitqueegdibflisjadtifhak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pitqueegdibflisjadtifhak, she will turn you into a rat.

Pitqueegdibflisjadtifhak's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pitqueegdibflisjadtifhak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not speak about peas.