Bimfumfub is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional spider.

Bimfumfub created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfumfub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bimfumfub, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bimfumfub's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bimfumfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Hide if four eagles approach from the south.