Kadsinhan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust dolphin.

Kadsinhan created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadsinhan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kadsinhan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kadsinhan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kadsinhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kadsinhan's priests.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kadsinhan.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.