Vanvaddit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying meerkat.

Vanvaddit created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vanvaddit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vanvaddit, he will try to impress you with trees.

Vanvaddit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vanvaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help rats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from black capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.