Mifteenton is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing skunk.

Mifteenton created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifteenton, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mifteenton, he will turn you into a dog.

Mifteenton's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mifteenton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.