Konbegfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody dolphin.

Konbegfarn created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konbegfarn, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Konbegfarn, she will turn you into a rat.

Konbegfarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Konbegfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Always pray immersed in water.