Ganlogvil is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain gerbil.

Ganlogvil created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganlogvil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganlogvil, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ganlogvil's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ganlogvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help sick capybaras.