Dutgetnurlmumrapbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sapient pigeon.

Dutgetnurlmumrapbaf created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dutgetnurlmumrapbaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dutgetnurlmumrapbaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Dutgetnurlmumrapbaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dutgetnurlmumrapbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Always help sick ants.