Cemfedingjip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy horse.

Cemfedingjip created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemfedingjip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cemfedingjip, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cemfedingjip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cemfedingjip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cemfedingjip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.