Gigzagril is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, happy gnu.

Gigzagril created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigzagril, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gigzagril, it will laugh at you.

Gigzagril's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gigzagril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never run near frogs.