Bunhintal is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind seal.

Bunhintal created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunhintal, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bunhintal, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bunhintal's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bunhintal's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunhintal.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Never eat spinach.