Mumabtadfutbapmif is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever slug.

Mumabtadfutbapmif created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumabtadfutbapmif, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mumabtadfutbapmif, it will turn you into a rat.

Mumabtadfutbapmif's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mumabtadfutbapmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet violet.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not listen to music.