Didhigdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, charitable bee.

Didhigdib created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didhigdib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Didhigdib, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Didhigdib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Didhigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.