Pibcebfen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong guinea pig.

Pibcebfen created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Pibcebfen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibcebfen, it will jump up and down on your head.

Pibcebfen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pibcebfen's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Pibcebfen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.