Gigmaddoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent centipede.

Gigmaddoss created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigmaddoss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gigmaddoss, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gigmaddoss' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gigmaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from red sharks for they are unholy.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.