Quillkikveen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-powerful duck.

Quillkikveen created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillkikveen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quillkikveen, he will turn you into a mole.

Quillkikveen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quillkikveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick monkeys.