Sidgundib is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, intelligent lion.

Sidgundib created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidgundib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sidgundib, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sidgundib's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sidgundib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the north.

2. Sidgundib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.