Cunsabbossmip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair wombat.

Cunsabbossmip created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunsabbossmip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cunsabbossmip, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cunsabbossmip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cunsabbossmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown rings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.