Jentarpbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart crab.

Jentarpbog created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Jentarpbog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jentarpbog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jentarpbog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jentarpbog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Worship no other gods but Jentarpbog.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always wear blue.