Bad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful wyrm.

Bad created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bad, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never bounce near seals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bad.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not run in public.