Litjoplam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying whale.

Litjoplam created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Litjoplam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Litjoplam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Litjoplam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Litjoplam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.