Bettinbemgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sapient dugong.

Bettinbemgeb created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Bettinbemgeb, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bettinbemgeb, it will think nothing of it.

Bettinbemgeb's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bettinbemgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near turtles.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bettinbemgeb.