Yiktikfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, caring ant.

Yiktikfod created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiktikfod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yiktikfod, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yiktikfod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yiktikfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never laugh near mites.

3. Never feed limes to rats while wearing blue rings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.