Capmatbast is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic wasp.

Capmatbast created water two years ago.

If you believe in Capmatbast, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Capmatbast, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Capmatbast's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Capmatbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat beans.