Fasquatsab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, slow wasp.

Fasquatsab created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasquatsab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fasquatsab, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fasquatsab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fasquatsab's Holy Commandments

1. Fasquatsab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about comets.