Bestlamdib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome dingo.

Bestlamdib created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestlamdib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bestlamdib, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bestlamdib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bestlamdib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Pray towards the west.