Dodbopweg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful swallow.

Dodbopweg created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodbopweg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodbopweg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dodbopweg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dodbopweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never paint your hands gray.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.