Riglidfudwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tiresome elephant.

Riglidfudwab created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Riglidfudwab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Riglidfudwab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Riglidfudwab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Riglidfudwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.