Pakfutkanfom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional zebra.

Pakfutkanfom created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakfutkanfom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pakfutkanfom, it will turn you into a slug.

Pakfutkanfom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Pakfutkanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Pakfutkanfom on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat parsnips.