Dotgilgep is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective fairy.

Dotgilgep created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotgilgep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dotgilgep, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dotgilgep's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dotgilgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always obey Dotgilgep's priests.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Put Dotgilgep first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.