Bellbetstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical zebra.

Bellbetstaf created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbetstaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellbetstaf, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bellbetstaf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bellbetstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear green hats.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bellbetstaf on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not commit murder.