Nibvedshav is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, passionate wren.

Nibvedshav created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibvedshav, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nibvedshav, she will send you a sign.

Nibvedshav's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nibvedshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.