Jipvegtonhan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, thoughtless clam.

Jipvegtonhan created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipvegtonhan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jipvegtonhan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Jipvegtonhan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jipvegtonhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.