Sisruttaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil deer.

Sisruttaf created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisruttaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sisruttaf, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sisruttaf's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sisruttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Always help sick dogs.