Vogrighonwitfaddid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome walrus.

Vogrighonwitfaddid created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogrighonwitfaddid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vogrighonwitfaddid, she will turn you into a plant.

Vogrighonwitfaddid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vogrighonwitfaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

3. Never wear indigo ear rings.

4. Put Vogrighonwitfaddid first in all things.

5. Vogrighonwitfaddid loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.