Kikstafbad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy badger.

Kikstafbad created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Kikstafbad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kikstafbad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kikstafbad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kikstafbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Always obey Kikstafbad's priests.

5. Never think about cell theory.