Futgiggig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous unicorn.

Futgiggig created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Futgiggig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Futgiggig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Futgiggig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Futgiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt bats.