Rowtigleg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish hedgehog.

Rowtigleg created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Rowtigleg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rowtigleg, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rowtigleg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rowtigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray towards the east.