Cepnartflag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful mongoose.

Cepnartflag created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepnartflag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cepnartflag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cepnartflag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cepnartflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if eight whales approach from the west.