Lig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous wombat.

Lig created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lig, it will turn you into a dog.

Lig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six capybaras approach from the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Lig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lig.