Weenankar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair wyvern.

Weenankar created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weenankar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Weenankar, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Weenankar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Weenankar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.