Cadbegnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust lion.

Cadbegnurt created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbegnurt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cadbegnurt, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cadbegnurt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cadbegnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Cadbegnurt.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Cadbegnurt's priests.