Man is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, almighty dove.

Man created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Man, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Man, it will not invite you to parties.

Man's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Man's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never wear black shirts.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never write about stars.