Botbidsig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate cat.

Botbidsig created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Botbidsig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Botbidsig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Botbidsig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Botbidsig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Botbidsig eight times a day.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Botbidsig on top of all buildings.

4. Run away if four capybaras approach from the east.

5. Never play with disobedient children.