Kanbelldib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain turtle.

Kanbelldib created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbelldib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kanbelldib, it will turn you into a frog.

Kanbelldib's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kanbelldib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Pray towards the south.