Migyakvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient mouse.

Migyakvonk created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Migyakvonk, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migyakvonk, he will jump up and down on your head.

Migyakvonk's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Migyakvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Migyakvonk on top of important buildings.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Never mention dolphins.