Basthivtag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart snail.

Basthivtag created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Basthivtag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Basthivtag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Basthivtag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Basthivtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Never feed pineapples to birds while wearing magenta ear rings.

4. Basthivtag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about black holes.