Armbugart is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm hamster.

Armbugart created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armbugart, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Armbugart, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Armbugart's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Armbugart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Armbugart's priests.

5. You must never eat limes.