Fomlamrat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane fly.

Fomlamrat created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomlamrat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fomlamrat, it will be very unhappy.

Fomlamrat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fomlamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not listen to music.