Dussafteen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate camel.

Dussafteen created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussafteen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dussafteen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dussafteen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dussafteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.